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Yes, it’s been a long time since Uncle Arthur showed you the love. But today is FREE Template Day, so love is everywhere. St. Valentine’s Day is a special event for lovers, and every merchant that feeds off of love like a parasite. So - the big question is what is it you prefer, love or money? Most people want both, so here’s your chance to jazz up your romance or your business - SEE THE FREE ICONSET and St. Valentine’s Day Bonus.

Love means many things to many people. But Uncle Arthur can’t explain the Birds and the Bees here today. Let’s just say that love is “sharing.” This sharing can mean a little or a lot. From the spiritual to the physical, from the material to the esoteric. “Share, Share !!! Yes, it’s Spring!!! Share, Share!!!!” Or you could say “Love, Love!!!!” Say it with joy and celebration, but be careful in public restrooms.

Because love means so many things to so many people Uncle Arthur must tell you some bad news too. There have been some not very funny jokes about love on the web. These are “LOVE” lines that Uncle Arthur has banned from all Superblogger materials - so don’t use these jokes. . . seriously!!!!
1) This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn’t $50 a night.
2) You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class, especially when I’m spanking, your big, fat ass.
3) Before I met you, my heart was so famished, but now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4) I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

We must all focus on the good things. Forget about the bad things. Remember that love is important to families, couples, groups, churches, nations and the world. Unexpressed love is hardly better than a lack of love. So express your love knowing that it is good, important and necessary.
The Love Specialist,
Uncle Arthur “Don’t stop!!!” Browning

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