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Every city has its’ own character. The personality of the downtown area is important to the whole community. A WordPress Theme or Template can make a Blog for local news or personal opinion on town cultural affairs like art and movie reviews. Business and Politics need a forum for economics on new projects and growth in recreation and tourism talk issues.
Growth and revival of downtown buildings and social activity can always benefit from a WordPress Theme and Template Blog. City projects for growth make the news and reflect both local politics and cultural facets of town economics. Personal opinion on downtown affairs can compete with talk shows on radio and TV. Forums for discussion of art business and movie reviews helps tourism and recreation.
City projects and business news can offer opinion on blogs. Let your wordPress theme make a beautiful template website for personal and cultural talk. Politics and tourism are great topics for downtown growth and make a good forum for local town economics affairs. Art or Movie Reviews provide the recreation.
See the most comprehensive collection of professionally designed WordPress Themes here. Blog templates can dress up city news and personal or cultural affairs forums. Arts and movie festivals generate a lot of reviews for town business and local politics. The opinions expressed on economics for projects make growth in the downtown area a reality for recreation and tourism talk.
Downtown Economics Projects make city business more interesting. So a WordPress Theme makes a Template Blog for town News - Personal, Cultural, Politics, art or movies. reviews for Affairs of Local Opinion create interest in a Forum for the Growth of Recreation and Tourism Talk.
Man About Town,
Arthur “City Pulse” Browning
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Bar fruits can celebrate in a Queer Club Party atmosphere. So don’t make your Gay Homo Business suffer without a Bistro Drag Queen Trans TV Sex Show Website. And whip those badboy male dancers. Bisexuals also love a good Flash Template. Always practice safe sex darling.
Civil Union Anyone?
Arthur “Hardboy” Browning
You had to be there! What a dream! It all goes back to when I was kid - even younger than you. I saw a movie titled “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.” Sure, I saw the movie because of a single poster of a giant woman in a swimsuit - good looking girl too. But it was what the poster said that made it my “Must See Film of 1958.”
So I decided to write a followup to my article “Uncle Arthur’s Super Tips: Headlines & Titles for SEO” of 12/12/2007. So this article is all about writing stimulating articles, super headlines and riveting texts for your blogs and websites.
The original movie - “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” (1958) had a Tagline: “See a female colossus… her mountainous torso, skyscraper limbs, giant desires!” Wheweee! That’s what I’m talking about. The possibilities that this line puts in the head of readers are many and very strong.
Then it had a Plot Outline: “When an abused wife grows to giant size because of an alien encounter and an aborted murder attempt, she goes after her cheating husband with revenge on her mind.”
The movie was almost without plot, used the few special effects of the day, but it made the most of getting people into the theatre with these ideas. It was good enough to cause a remake with Daryl Hannah - “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” (1993) (TV). One Tagline: “People always called Nancy the little woman… They’ll never do that again.” Plot Outline: “While a woman by the name of Nancy is driving home from yelling at her husband at a motel who is with another woman, she is encountered by aliens that zap her with some kind of laser. As a result, Nancy finds herself growing everytime she gets angry. Her incredible anger makes her 50 feet tall and now she’s a walking giant searching in a terrfied town for her husband who is with his other lover.”
A different Plot Outline for the same movie reads: “A remake of the 1958 original. After an encounter with aliens, a wealthy women grows to, surprise surprise, 50 feet tall. With her new found size she decides to get revenge on her husband and others that annoyed her.”
And then there was a spinoff, sort of a copycat - “Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold” (1995) But the big deal here is: what you write about these movies that takes a single picture and makes it represent a whole movie. What you write creates scenarios in the readers’ heads that causes a decision to read on or click off.
Here are some other taglines that could have been used depending on who you wanted to attract courtesy of Uncle Arthur:
“Think you know how much love it takes?”
“Mama’s Home - Time to Take Care of Business.”
“So Big - When Her Period Was Near”
“When ‘What to Wear?’ Spelled Disaster.”
“Sometimes . . . A Submarine Was Not Enough!”
“When She Attacked - Every Man Was Spellbound!”
“When Menopause Comes, It Can Get Out of Control”
“PMS - The Roughest Days of Our Lives.”
“She Wanted the Mother of All Weekends!”
“You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll Become Engulfed!”
“The Scream that Wakened a Nation.”
“What a Woman! . . . What a Woman!”
“Feminist Revenge Mutant Goes Berserk in Central Park”
“Super Model Admits Illegal Hormones Helped Her Leap to the Screen!”
“How Many Men Knew Her - How Many Would It Take?!!?”
“Hear Her Battlecry - ‘Don’t Want No Short —- Men!!!’”
“She Knew She Had It Comin’, and She Didn’t Mean Global Warming.”
Well that’s enough laughs for now, all you techies, newbies and Uncle Arthur’s Super Bloggers - oh! and write each day like it was the last thing you’ll ever get to say.
A Freudian with Gestalt Tendencies,
Uncle Arthur Browning
The CMS movement in webdesign is large and getting larger everyday - and Joomla is a perfect example of this. I recently visited the website of Azam at Arejea.com. He specializes in design and customization of CMS websites, particularly Joomla websites. I interviewed Azam for WTB.
Where are you located? “Arejea.com Multimedia Freelancer is my own idea and concept of telling the world of my presence. It is located in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. One of the South East Asia country on the map.”
What are your areas of specialization? “The area of my specialization mainly is Web Designing. Apart from it, I’m also exploring my skills into some programming such as Php and MySql. As these two powerful knowledge are most wanted in todays IT world and also it’s one of easy to understand structure, especially for people like me. Furthermore, I’m also doing graphic design for print out materials such as business card, poster’s, bunting, stand banners, and etc. And the latest one, I’m exploring in providing net community with my FREE and Commercial Joomla Templates, a CMS base template to be use with Joomla CMS Engine.”
What are you most known for on the web? “As local freelancer here in Malaysia, I’ve been known as one of the Freelancers that commit to my clients requirements. Every detail is taken care at 1st place and my clients are happy as they also receive my free consultation not even before they hand over the job, but also after I delivered it. To the international community, I have been known as one of the Joomla Free templates designer and provider.”
What tool-set do you choose to use in your work? “As a self develop designer, most common tools that I use must be the ones that are easy to learn, have usability, and provides some tutorials as a guide. For that, my choices of tools are Macromedia Studio such as Dreamweaver and Fireworks. For most of the initial design process, also known as mock-up creation, I use Fireworks. Once slicing is ready and exported as images, I use Dreamweaver to combine them all together and add up some CSS Styling using also Dreamweaver. To add more spices to it, Macromedia Flash is used for my anime creations.”
How did you get into web design? “Back to my early years, I’m a motor mechanic. I worked with wrench, engines, and spanner. Never thought that website design will be my next profession. After a while being a mechanic, I got bored and was looking for something new in my life. Then later part, I’ve been introduced to a friend that also has same interest. From that point onward, I started self-learning through available tutorials on the net that I could get.”
Tell us about your use of colors in your designs. “For color arrangement, I tend to use ‘dull’ colors as my concept of designing things. I’ve tried to maintain that way in every new design that I’m working with. But again, ‘dull’ color doesn’t always satisfy my client’s taste, especially local clients here?”
What are your sources of inspiration? “My Source of inspiration mostly from browsing through websites. Whenever I’ve came across a nice website, I examine their kind of design and try to adapt what ever technique they have.”
Thank you Azam for your ideas and designs in Joomla.
Congratulations to Barak Obama,
Arthur “Renewable Energy” Browning
Blog Website Vacation Trip Tour Plan Agent Travel Agency Guides need to plan to keep customers informed. A WordPress Theme for a Tickets Bookings agent Business put on your Online Blog Website will sell vacation trips and tours easily.
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“An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.” - T. S. Eliot
Arthur “Trust Me” Browning
Engineering businesses need to boost marketing and advertising so information about their various projects can be made public knowledge. Civil engineers can list their Land Development and Building of Roads, Bridges and Dam Construction has a Flash template website to show the Office Public Works.
The Dam Construction Business is not so different from Building Projects and Land Development. A Flash Template makes your skills in Civil Engineering, Road and Bridge Business Engineers Office open to the citizens and Public Works.
Doing business as an engineer means your office needs a public face. Civil Engineering Works can show Dam Construction as well as Road and Bridge Projects in building and land development on a website powered with a Flash Template.
Flash Templates enliven a website - see a gorgeous collection of professional designs here. Civil Engineering for Building Projects and Land Development or Road, Bridge and Dam Construction. Business at the engineers office will be attractive to the public in all of it’s works.
The road to a great website must bridge the commonplace in webdesign and development of business. Building a Flash Template is the best solution to civil engineering land projects. Dam Construction by any Engineer of the Office of Public Works never looked better.
Bring In The Skyhook and a Bucket of Steam,
Arthur “Hardhat” Browning
Uncle Arthur has a big fat suggestion for you! Read through your website traffic statistics to tell what the metadata, supplemental data, can teach you. Why? The Universe is waiting - and because I said so - and because it contains a lot of helpful information like your visitors’ IP address, geographic location, what browser language, what are their domain extensions (.edu, .gov, .mil), their connection speeds, which operating system they use, the keyword or phrase searched, the referring URL and the screen resolution.
Now let’s think a minute here - just ask “how can this help me?”
The IP address, or Internet protocol address, gives the specific internet service company the visitor uses. If the visitor works with an Internet provider then the web page will show the speed of the connection - if working with a specific company, then the website will show company’s name and logo.
The geographical location tells about the approximate address of the visitor. With this information, the server can search and display information that is specific for the people of that location. Information like climate, temperature, local happenings, and time for accurate display.
Web pages may be written in different languages. By knowing the browser language you can help a visitor with a web page that is easier to understand with different language sections and more international symbols in the icons, buttons and titles.
Many organizations and various sectors of the web have different domain extensions. A website with a .gov extension means that its a government website and a website with .edu extension refers to an educational organization. This means your content could be customized to target or deflect a sector’s ease of use.
Internet connection speeds may enlighten your planning on file size and downloads speed. There can be different resolution versions of a particular file or feed so that if the speed is low then the lowest resolution will be downloaded.
Operating systems have different requirements and their functionality varies. Some websites provide downloadable software and updates which will not be compatible with all kinds of operating systems. These limitations can be
determined without interrupting the user.
Search keywords and phrases can be utilized to apply search engine optimization techniques to your website to improve relevancy. The linking of data to a specific keyword, which is displayed automatically, makes the visitor feel that his query was dealt with effectively.
Knowing the referring URL helps the website owner to understand traffic patterns as well as to compare data with that of the previous page. This can help you improve your webpage’s competitiveness with the referring sites - if that is a desired outcome.
Remember that if a visitor is surfing the internet with a hand held device or mobile, the content of the website is cropped to fit the screen size and resolution of the device. If the amount of data that is viewed on a normal monitor is displayed over the hand held device, the images would be overlapped and illegible.
So now you should say, “Thank you Uncle Arthur for your wisdom and encouragement.”
The future of the Universe may be an unknown, but try anyway.
Uncle Arthur Browning
The holidays are a time to express the good things in life, with a blog nowadays. Even though it’s a post Christmas time of year, it’s the bargain time to start building the Christmas season website for next year on the free platform, WordPress. With a super theme online you’ll have a merry Noel and Happy New Year Greetings with Yuletide Cheer all ready for 2008.
Holiday Season shopping starts after Christmas for many bargain hunters. Use your WordPress Theme Blog as an Online Website to show visitors and customers a Merry Noel and Happy New Year Greetings and even some Yuletide Cheer in savings.
Greetings from a website with a beautiful WordPress Theme before and after Christmas or New Year on a Blog for the
Holiday Season online means a lot. Get your website ready for Noel Happy Yuletide and merry Cheer!
To choose the best value for a Happy Holiday Season WordPress Theme look at the Christmas Blogs here. No online website can express a Merry Noel better - or a New Year Greetings for Yuletide Cheer.
Yuletide Cheer needs some planning so buy now and get the project underway. Christmas Blogs for the Holiday Season
can be well prepared with a WordPress Theme Happy New Year Greetings Online Website Merry Noel.
Congratulations to Cotton Bowl Winner - Missouri,
Arthur “Pass the Yams” Browning
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