Where can I start? This is not an easy story for Uncle Arthur. I do not buy porn. I hardly ever measure my penis. So why me? I have come to realize it’s not just me, it’s the dark dread of Spam World!!!!! The Spam World that play’s on our human weaknesses and fears to sell it’s products!!!!!

I thought that Spam World was trying to make me crazy with a barrage of porn and penis size email ads. But now I know they do it to everyone (don’t they?).

Even women get these ads. And it’s not just porn and penis size. If a girl constantly has to think about her feminine odors and phermones and hair color and dating questions she might feel that she’s only thought of as a sexual animal right? Well porn and penis size makes me feel bad too.

What can we do about it? Well, Uncle Arthur now believes that the world is slowly being divided into two large camps. Those camps are divided by spam into “those who believe they are sexual animals” and “those who are fighting that belief with every waking and dreaming moment.”

It is important to stand up to Spam World, don’t give in!!!Say it, Say it!!! I AM NOT A SEXUAL ANIMAL! I DON’T WANT PORN! MY PENIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!

Uncle Arthur guarantees that if you shout these self affirming messages every day (2-3 times on awakening and going to sleep, maybe after meals or TV) you will begin to build a real resistance to the dark dreads of Spam World.

I had to explain this many times recently to my Super Bloggers who sent in the examples of what they had been receiving in their email night and day from Spam World. Here’s just one small fraction of their messages:

“In company girls may state, that man’s passion and ability matters much more, than the size of his love stick.  But we all know, that privately, they confess to the opposite! The truth is that large pen!s is more potent and arousing!”

“Vixens avow, that too skinny and short male sticks in no way are able to please them! They just don’t stimulate the vaginal nerve endings effectively! By good luck, due to MegaDik additional inches can easily be obtained now!”

“Don’t let your average-sized dic’k spoil your romance! Let your pen!s grow to a perfect size, and make women crave for it! Give that a try now and watch her obedient to your new male power in her eyes.”

“Show that you’re a real man deserving a real phallus! Big Phallus is a symbol of masculine power! No woman would refuse from getting laid by a full-size dic’k.”

“Turn your small knob into a huge meat stick! Thin and not so long pen!ses absolutely can’t give satisfaction! They just don’t touch all sensitive spots inside female pussy sufficiently! Only real men deserve success in this world!”

“The advantages of having a big pen!s are innumerable! Are you out of luck? Only real men have all the luck! Grow to be a fortunate fellow with a huge stick! Don’t doubt, she will be happy to find a massive love stick in your pants!”

Some of these websites even give penis growth newspapers, forums, chat, etc. Uncle Arthur asks you now - Is this what we want for our culture - a Spam World culture?

Don’t allow yourself to be turned into a sexual animal!!
Arthur “None of Your Business” Browning