Why not?  It’s been a while since I rummaged around in the bargain basement.  You are absolutely right!  Free is not always a good thing - but bear with me here while I do the heavy lifting.  In the world of free webpage templates this is the “Magic Elixir’.

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Why do I mention it?  Webpage templates are my thing - and these are free - and they are the best.  Get it?? Get it??!!??  Sure you do.  Anyone would be curious.  I was.  So I checked it out.  What a gas!!!  You never saw so much web template elixir in your life at this price.

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- - - Are you still here?  Still reading? . . . What, you want to be entertained here first before you do your clicking into web template elixir world?  Okay, okay, here’s a joke.  Who said, “Tease me, please me, squeeze me?”  No, it was not Bill Clinton.  It was JB his self, Mr. Dynamite! The hardest working man in show business!!!!  If you guessed James Brown, I will personally sing “Mama Come Here Quick and Bring Me That Licorice Stick” or “Money Won’t Change You, But Time Will Take You Out,” your choice, on the national television network you prefer.

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Freedom’s Just Another Word
For Nothin’ Left to Lose,
Arthur Browning