Web Templates Blog would like to take this opportunity to wish you a great Holiday Season and a Happy New Year!  I personally hope you all have a knockout New Year’s Eve and a SuperPsychoRockaRama 2007.

I have been getting ready all week for New year’s weekend.  My costume will be Captain Ahab.  You cannot believe how much work it took to get my fiancee’ to agree to wear the Moby Dick outfit.  I admit you can’t see her face but it also hides her unbelievable body too. (Brownie Points when she reads this).

I chose a great song for the entertainment.  I will sing “I am my own Grandpa”, but not like Tom Arnold - more like a Captain Ahab would, like Gegory Peck would.

Finally, just after the New Year is announced, I will catch Moby Dick, pull her on board and when I undress her the whole crowd will see the Mermaid.  My fiancee’ plans to sing “I Want To Be Loved By You” in the style of Marilyn Monroe.  OKAY ! OKAY ! I might catch her earlier in the evening.

Then Captain Ahab will publicly pledge his New Year resolution to become a Vegan and give up whaling.  - There I’ve said it.

God Bless Us One and All,
Arthur Browning